warth.

dave warth.

Crosby and Nash are playing OWS.

- November 8 -

Hal!

Thanks! If Palin does run in a marathon, she’ll quit at mile 10, claiming that the timing clocks are part of a liberal plot, and have an intern write 55,000 words on how this makes her a brave half-mom, half-Kodiak bear.

Sarah Palin is the greatest mind of our time.

Here are a few insane predictions, at least one of which I sort of believe:

  • Gingrich and Paul will wind on the run from the law when they’re set up for a murder they didn’t commit. There will be tensions in the relationship from the beginning, as Gingrich is very sloppy.
  • Romney hasn’t been involving his children very much in his campaign. This is because they were all fathered by Obama, and it is very awkward.
  • Cain’s scandal is actually a false flag operation by the Cain campaign.
  • There’s a Bachmann sex tape out there, it’s just that no one cares enough.

Think Biden retires? I have no idea. I think it’d make some sense, politically. Obama could use someone who’ll help deliver a demographic (Biden doesn’t particularly), such as Richardson (who has downsides that I assume would take him out of consideration). It’d also help to get someone young in, if the party is grooming someone for 2016. I have no idea whom that would be, though. You want fanfic? Gabby Giffords (no, I know this won’t happen).

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- July 18 -

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CAKE

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PANTS

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